House of Brews

A few of us have jumped on the Empire: Total War bandwagon recently since the game is being offered on steam for a mere $10.19 all this week. Do yourself a favor and pick up a copy of one of the most celebrated games of 2009 (it's been out for less than a year) right here before the sale runs out on the 15th at 10am Pacific time and you're stuck paying $30 for it again. This is a great deal for a great game, and I think you'd be surprised at just about everything it has to offer.

You can find it at the steam store at this link, or by clicking one of the awesome screenies below...

Our Warsow server hosted a tourney this week in which, as I understand it, our very own quake master Mr. Pinch-Nipskies has recently had his ass entirely handed to him. If that's not enough evidence to the kind of competition this game has to offer, I don't know what is.

To get in on the action on this quake-on-roller-skates-pinball-machine-of-death game, check out this thread in the forum where you can read up on what it's all about and find links for installing the sucker.

In any case, here's some screenies to whet your appetite.

Oh yeah and before I forget: it's also completely free...

Whether you like it or not (yes, you), the House of Brews Clan will be invading the Windy City this summer for the first EVER HoBfest. A number of days and nights will be spent within the bounds of the city wherein we will participate in activities such as beer drinking, killing hookers, laughing, and drinking more beer. Exact date and location have yet to be set, but we'll figure these things out eventually, right after we get a ballpark idea of exactly how many of you drunken fucks will be swerving your ass all the way to this thing...

Be sure to reply in this thread if you're interested, so we know what the fuck we need to book. Failure to reply will get you slapped in the cock if you show up anyways, and we'll probably force you to sleep with Dan (MyTwinSilencer) as well, though we're pretty sure that bleeding out of the ass and crying for 8 hours probably doesn't qualify as sleeping.

Also, be sure to contact me if you're interested in being a part of the group that gets to dispose of all those hooker bodies too. After all, they aren't going to eat themselves, you know...